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Three Demotivational Poster


STAR FLEET ACADEMY - First year engineering project


TAGS: three pronged
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

rodneykeene - July 30, 2013, 4:45 am, #248152
Looks like a page from the Tardis's repair manual.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:51 pm, #248035
that's not starfleet, those are the instructions in Step 3 of Ikea's latest end table.
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2012, 9:54 pm, #236138
"I don't like to lose."
spypengen - May 29, 2012, 9:33 am, #235372
seams easy enough 5L
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 6:23 am, #235366
My brain hurts.


THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




HOLIDAY WORKOUT -


TAGS: one two three
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 18, 2012, 7:55 pm, #241623
Thank you Uggy
ughomer - December 18, 2012, 11:43 am, #241614
Hit the nail on this one, GaryO. 5L


LIKE CURLY ON FACEBOOK - Like Moe and Larry too.




THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart


TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm, #233592
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm, #221736
you may joke, but These are real rules


IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR OUTLOOK - The Pessimist is always alone, the optimist is just two people away from having a threesome


TAGS: optimist pessimist outlook threesome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Budog

Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm, #220792
indeed


EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103907
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am, #103884
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


THREE STOOGES CAN RESOLVE ANYTHING WITH 3 'NYUKS' AND A FEW 'WOOPS' -




THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .


TAGS: three levels crazy old woman
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am, #234689
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am, #234688
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:08 am, #234578
Um, level 3 would put you right back to normal tho, wouldn't it? Maybe level 3 should be "spreads baseless lies about self".. 5L anyway


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm, #116460
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm, #116459
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm, #107782
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am, #107611
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am, #107603
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am, #107596
no name again?


A NICE EVOLUTION OF A CLASSIC GAME -


TAGS: three people grey round chess
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

idontevenknowijustmadethisfornothing - September 2, 2011, 8:21 pm, #223867
There is no 'good' and no 'evil' just shades of f$@#ing grey - Officer Francis McReary On the other hand, there is no good without evil, and no evil without good, but there must be something in between. A 'grey' (gray?) section if you will
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 7:19 am, #223360
there's always a third option in life. don't care what people say, but it usualy takes some time to think about it
pzykosiz - August 22, 2011, 12:59 am, #223352
what about people who do the right thing in the most evil way possible?
MPsniper - August 21, 2011, 6:16 pm, #223334
uhmmm...yes it is. there is right...& there is wrong. there is no GRAY area.


Longcat -




I HAVE PUT MANY PINATAS -




GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.




POINTING FINGER -


TAGS: point finger someone three yourself
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:42 pm, #228977
and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)


THOR -


TAGS: pull and two and three and four and pull and two and three and four
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 7:27 am, #112154
Heh, Lawnmower aerobics. 5 tired and pissed off lions


Vernal Equinox -


TAGS: car snow three more weeks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:47 am, #260211
Laughing so hard it huuuurrrrrts! Choke Sputter Choke! My street ices up real bad! Normally I live near the intersection of Snow and Ice. This year I'm up to my ankles in mud! Well played Yuk-yuk! Well played! 5L!
theyuk - February 28, 2015, 8:49 pm, #260180
Our elders sometimes add a supplication to the goddess "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"
lgvernon - February 28, 2015, 8:30 pm, #260179

Yes! And we also sing the song of our people at the same time. "Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ssssshhhhhhhhh%&££££t!
Oldsod - February 28, 2015, 7:23 pm, #260178
Mmmyessss...my little rig did that very dance in 4WD today.


BOUNDARIES -




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: life time woman man joke cheat play any way proverb threesome b w pic
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:57 am, #107190
So d*** real!


Retirement -


TAGS: retirement days three to fourteen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am, #249242
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am, #249241
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am, #249240
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.


MY ONE WISH -




samsung diet -




The Fascinating World of Em -


TAGS: three men in a bar
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Cannabal - January 18, 2015, 8:55 pm, #259546
I wish I was like you--ea5ily amu5ed.
crankyhead - January 18, 2015, 6:35 pm, #259539
Hilariou5
GaryO - January 18, 2015, 3:18 pm, #259538
HAH! My bomber’s back!! Where ya been little buddy?
ughomer - January 18, 2015, 3:03 am, #259529
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2015, 2:51 am, #259526
It's true, it's true!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 11:58 pm, #259522
LOL! At least the cat was getting some exercise! 5L!


FRIEND -




THE THREE STOOGES FILMS ARRANGED INTO POEM -


TAGS: the three stooges dy2012
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - April 24, 2012, 10:03 am, #233751
maraming salamat!(many thanks)
ughomer - April 24, 2012, 12:03 am, #233743
Funny as I'll get out!


LARRY, MOE AND CURLY -


TAGS: 3 three stooges
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

union - June 18, 2009, 4:21 pm, #88066
No one appreciated Shemp. Curly was #1, Shemp #1a.


(SIGH) -




STUBBORN DEUTCHLANDER -


TAGS: three neins makes twenty seven
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Greeny

forseti - December 9, 2011, 8:58 am, #226475
5 Löwen!


Procrastinate! -




PEDESTALS -


TAGS: laterally works for three seconds
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

foresti - December 14, 2010, 6:51 pm, #206899
this scared goat is looking out for hammy...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:34 am, #206457
excellent!! 5L, quickly followed by, 43756


MOTIFAKER TEST -


TAGS: take two or three steps back
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by culos

Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 10:04 am, #199961
This is executed perfectly. 5L's culos


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: one banana two banana three banana four
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - July 12, 2009, 5:16 pm, #95158
MISSING LINKS Missing for a reason. (Bam! That's a tunnel! Comin' right up.) 5.
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:07 pm, #95153
throw an 's on that that, thanks!
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:06 pm, #95152
Dude you've been spending waay too much time with monkey! 5 misty gorillas! And that a gor not a gur...If you know what I mean. (I hope you do, 'cause I sure as hell don't)


TWO IS COMPANY - And Baby Makes Three.




Marriage -




Curly Howard's Wisdom -




Threes -




Television Quiz - The Sixties -


TAGS: all three start with b
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - May 4, 2014, 1:35 pm, #254638
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 9:58 am, #254632
I'm Pretty Sure That's It .
Vinxman - May 4, 2014, 9:45 am, #254629
Bart, Beau, and Bret Maverick. "Who is the tall dark stranger there? Maverick is his name..."


Mellow Yellow -




THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR -


TAGS: three amigos superheroes kindof
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:16 pm, #234011

Woot!~


THE TRUTH ABOUT TWO FAIRY TALES -




corporate managers -


TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am, #250730
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm, #250706

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


HARD WORK -


TAGS: three meals a day for the slave fame and fortune to the master
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 12, 2013, 9:16 am, #243418
Ha ha .. I generally leave the humor for the more funny people.
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:14 am, #243416
Moti ~ for a fleeting moment, I thought (from the title) this was poking fun at the Masters PGA tourney!! How wrong can an Ug get?


UNION DUES -


TAGS: history is trying to threepeat
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

RevWar - November 3, 2009, 3:36 pm, #133789
5 lions from a reenactor!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:37 pm, #133051
I like when Derek knows things.
Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:41 am, #133010
The cannon blast appears to have sent Tad to Nepal. Biggest rig of prayer flags I've ever seen.


OPERA -


TAGS: opera music three stooges
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by ronsart

MO - April 20, 2010, 11:38 am, #172546
FIIIIIGAAROOOOOOO!!!!


KEYBOARDCAT.COM -




Publicity -


TAGS: threesome
Rating: 2.51/5

More motifakes by Sean



JEREMIAH - He was a good friend of mine. Dude could make some great vino...




BEARS - 3 baby Bears for 3 Sisters


TAGS: the three bears
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Erven

LogicDude - October 24, 2008, 8:52 am, #30019
Cubbybear baby ph**o! He's the one on the left!


Car Problems -


TAGS: three men in a bar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

MissPriss - June 18, 2015, 10:05 pm, #261669
5L for the poster, and I know I've been away for a bit, but, quick question...when did rerun start wearing a yarmulke?
mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:10 am, #261648
Oldsod, I LUV what you did with my joke! Hilarious! 5L
GaryO - June 16, 2015, 10:53 am, #261640
yer gittin mighty good at this, Oldsuds, mighty good
Reality Lord - June 16, 2015, 7:33 am, #261637

ba-dum-tsssssssssssssss


Three Folks in a Bar Lament for Greeny -


TAGS: greeny pimpin three men bar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:47 pm, #259743
Emilio, that joke is older than I am but still busts me up laughing every time! Thanks, for the ROTFL! Can't 5L a comment, but consider it done!
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2015, 4:05 pm, #259713
My cousin opened a jewelry story...but they caught him.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 8:48 pm, #259711
Well great, now it’s seemed to have retracted somewhere past my pelvis. I dare not have that high enema.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 7:50 pm, #259710

It's the One Fell Swoop that gets 'em every time.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 7:00 pm, #259709
One must do what one must do when the specter of the Vernon chop comes into play…worse than a praying mantis…much worse I hear
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 6:30 pm, #259706
...and the sudden image of Gar screaming, "TURTLE MODE!! TURTLE MODE!!"
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 6:16 pm, #259705
well looky there, involuntary shrinkage seems to have immediately come into play
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 6:11 pm, #259704

OK. I found the ax. I'll go first.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 5:33 pm, #259703
YAAAAAAY. I’ve never been the stick! What’s the rules aaaand who can I poke?!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 5:24 pm, #259702

Let's play chopsticks. You be the stick.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:54 pm, #259699
Wait, yer right. You look rather....what's the word..uplifting, yeah uplifting....what're we gonna play?
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:47 pm, #259696

Wait a minute. I may smell like cookies and dirt, but I'm no little boy. Oh~~sorry~~you were referring to yourself. Be a good boy and go play.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:44 pm, #259695

Let's not discuss my knees.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:43 pm, #259694
Heh, two men and a weird little boy
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 2:37 pm, #259692
Ummm...Typo? At least your knees are below the bar for a change!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 2:04 pm, #259691

Three MEN???


Three Men and Easter's Coming -




Joy To The World! -




Progress -




Figgy Pudding -


TAGS: lyrics heard wrong three tada
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:17 pm, #258965
Here, a common street food is 'chicken a**'. It is literally chicken rec***s on a skewer, barbequed. It is a weird world, I just figured the Brits ran out of imagination for names. tnx for d bangers & mash.
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:11 pm, #258963
Brits...think food is all about ***...who makes things like spotted ***k and eats it too? 5 bangers and hash dear Thedge.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:25 pm, #258935
Love the clever malaprops, Edgeman! Cheers, mate!5 beer drinking lions!
Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:31 pm, #258931
Often served flambe'... with a couple sh**s of cognac or brandy. Better?
Oldsod - December 18, 2014, 7:25 pm, #258930
It's gonna take more than a cup of beer to make me eat figgy pudding...5 suspect desserts
Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:25 pm, #258929
Brit food. Sort of like steamed fruitcake.
Greeny - December 18, 2014, 7:16 pm, #258927
What's in that stuff? It doesn't look trustworthy.


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